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Tuesday, June 13, 2006

The Hottest New Reggae Star: Paris Hilton

You might want to have a puke-bucket nearby just in case:

(Paris Hilton - Stars Are Blind)

Glad to see she sings as well as she acts.

Ace of Base called, they want their crappy music back.

Paris truly is a national treasure.

BREAKING UPDATE - Took me half a moment to dig it out of the dusty box of cassette tapes I call a memory, but yes, there is a reason this melody sounds so familiar... Ripping off UB40, that's just... there's nothing I can say about that. Someone made a (truly terrible) "mash-up" to illustrate this similarity:

(Paris Hilton - Kingston Town)

3 Comments:

.hc said...: why do you foul this place with such things!; 8:43 AM
i said...: holy fucking christ that sucked. and speaking of sucking, it appears thats the only thing she can do well. oh well. not a bad thing to be talented at...; 7:08 PM
disrupt said...: Yeah, she ripped off UB40 - but then UB40 in their turn ripped off everybody else back then. Suckers. That's Lord Creator you're hearing!; 4:06 AM