The Hottest New Reggae Star: Paris Hilton
You might want to have a puke-bucket nearby just in case:
(Paris Hilton - Stars Are Blind)
Glad to see she sings as well as she acts.
Ace of Base called, they want their crappy music back.
Paris truly is a national treasure.
BREAKING UPDATE - Took me half a moment to dig it out of the dusty box of cassette tapes I call a memory, but yes, there is a reason this melody sounds so familiar... Ripping off UB40, that's just... there's nothing I can say about that. Someone made a (truly terrible) "mash-up" to illustrate this similarity:
(Paris Hilton - Kingston Town)